If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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