Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
