So drunk, too bad you don't want this
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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