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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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