i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
handjob tips. give me some.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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