piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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