all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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