You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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