Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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