It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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