cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize