My sheets look like a crime scene.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
It's never too late to be topless.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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