i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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