For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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