when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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