I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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