is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
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