No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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