i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He? As in you personified your dick?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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