i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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