So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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