i just wanna soil my oats bro
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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