You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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