I could have mohawked her pubes.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
He did a backflip because drugs
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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