How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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