Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Congratulations! We have a period
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