11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
We named our party play list daddy issues
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
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