i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Randomize
