How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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