we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
You took a bar mat shot.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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