Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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