okay pat passed out under dana's car
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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