sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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