I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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