she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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