And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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