How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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