walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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