you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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