You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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