super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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