in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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