So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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