Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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