i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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