Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Randomize
