did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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