No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Randomize
