I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize
