pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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