Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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