We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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