im having a threesome with these popsicles
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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