just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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