wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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