Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I need a hoe opinion
go on
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
