Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I need to sanitize my soul.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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