brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
But break dance skills will only take you so far
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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