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bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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