She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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